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How to be the Bestest, Most Talented, All As, Dream Student

 Written by    October 12, 2017

Welcome! We’re here at the tail end of Week 7 (is that right? fingers crossed) and I know I’ve got something you will all want to read. I’m about to give you my “How to be the Bestest, Most Talented, All As, Dream Student” guide. So, click those seat belts… let’s go for a ride!

So, who is a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student? Why, it’s quite simple. It’s someone who does all of their homework (and usually several days in advance), has a 4.0 GPA (because they do all the homework and also remember lectures verbatim), knows exactly what career they want (and has already done 7 internships in the field–yes, precisely 7), gets 8 hours of sleep every.single.night, is in one or more clubs, has a social life, holds down a job, is always happy, and*

*there’s much more, but the qualities listed are the easiest and most important.

If you’re reading this, it probably means you’re not a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student. Well, that’s precisely what I’m here to fix.

First off, you’re obviously not trying hard enough. Second off, you must not want it enough. So, if you try and try and try, and then want, and wish, and hope it’ll start to happen for you. Like magic. Then, keep trying and wanting whenever it feels hard to be a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student. Of course, if you’re a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student it doesn’t feel hard. So, maybe, you don’t have to keep trying and wanting…

Wait! A bestest, most talented, all As, dream student knows exactly how to be a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student! Ok, so, yeah, you just try and want it and then you are a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student and then you’re set for life.

I know people who have been trying and wanting all week (not me, though!) and I think they will definitely be a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student soon. They say it’s pretty exhausting and hard, sure, but it’s really not ok to be anything besides a bestest, most talented, all As, dream student.

…Right?

Indecisively yours,

Rylan

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